Despair, regret, frustration, confusion... none quite get it.
Here we go.
A friend of mine told me that a good way to test the 4x4 on a truck was to find a gravel road or some such thing, turn the wheels and dump the clutch to see if gravel/mud/whatever slug from that side, then repeat for the other side. We've been having a lot of rain lately, and on the way home from work today I found this place:
Red circle = my doom |
It actually is worse in that picture than it is now (the area wasn't completely flooded) but it was still rather squishy. I was doing about 30 when I saw the going get rough and braked. I slid roughly 100 yards and didn't move again after that.
4x4 != Godmode |
I've never been in a situation like this and had no idea what to do. I called my dad, who retrieved a tow strap and began en route in his RWD 05 Silverado. His expedition was unsuccessful.
Dad got to approximately to where the blue circle is before his truck nosed into the mud and wouldn't move anymore. At this point we balked and called a wrecker, who would be there in an undisclosed amount of time. During this time we flailed about madly for roughly an hour and managed to get his truck free. By this time it's 7pm and dusk.
The wrecker arrived and was like "lol, I can't go back there" and left. This is where I reached the very depths of the pits of despair. All hope was lost. I was unwilling to accept that I'd have to leave the truck out there for who knows what to happen to it... but could see no other option. Eventually the guy that owns the land drove up.
Luckily, he was a decent fellow. After talking to him for a while he said that he'd pull me out for $100. Great, done. He retrieved a dozer and yanked the truck out. At 8 I was back at home, 3 hours later. What I'd intended to be a 10 minute 4x4 check turned into a 3 hour debacle from the pits of hell itself.
Lessons learned:
4x4 != godmode
I am a huge n00b
My dad is awesome for being cool the whole time
Silverados are entirely too heavy
Never derp on private property again
I am a huge n00b
Roads are good ol' guys, and from now on, I believe I will use them.